Well, we already had Bush elected President (number three), and the tanking economy (number eight). But this is just nuts. If you told me in March that by July 1st the frickin' Tampa Bay Devil Rays...the $*^#@ DEVIL RAYS!!!!...would not only be first in the AL East, but also have the best record in baseball I'd slap you silly and call you Manny.
If your name was Manny, I'd still slap you (and you might deserve it) but I'd call you Susan instead.
To top it off, the frickin' Cubs have the second-best record, and are leading the NL Central by three games. At this rate it'll be Armageddon by Halloween.