I Hate Only a Game

My best friend Gabe works for NPR's Only a Game. They're sending him to cover the Superbowl.

Lucky bastard.

Even worse, he's a %!^!@#% 49'ers fan. He doesn't even like the Patriots. I have been a die-hard Patriots fan for over twenty years. I was screaming at the TV in 1986 as the Bears demolished the Groanin' Grogan Boys. I was in the streets of Boston after the glorious Super Bowl XXXVI.

And, of course, there's absolutely nothing Gabe can do to get me into Arizona this Sunday.

I don't blame him for that. But I hate him anyways. Pffffttt!!!!!